Thursday, July 21, 2011

I just don't get it...

So, nothing against single people publicizing their status, or simply celebrating the fact that they are alone (possibly miserable and hating it); I just don't see why they need to make it a big deal! I mean do y'all really have to move around holding up banner proclaiming how great it is to be "free"? If its so great and you're enjoying the single life then good, stop trying to convince the rest of us that you are loving it...we really don't care.

The way most single people go on and on is equally as annoying as that one friend we all have who doesn't get to date a lot and when they finally do, we never hear the end of it (if you don't have such a friend, cast a wider net, you really need to experience some of these friendships firsthand to know the do's and don'ts). You know the way you act when you're in a relationship? The whole, "I handle my own business, its just me and my boo." attitude? Yes that!!! Why cant you keep that up when you're single? Really, because the constant "Single and Loving It" twitter updates and "You gotta be bloody amazing to get this" facebook statuses aren't helping you much. If anything they are making you look pretty desperate (if you aren't that already) and nothing close to emancipation. Trust me, we don't need to be reminded of how 'awesome' you are and how much you are worth...because in some cases if we are to evaluate that overly exaggerated 'worth'.....lets just say we can't be friends.

Invest your time in other things, get a journal, go shopping, go out and take pictures that society will frown upon!! Do stuff single people do and stop talking about how you want your next relationship to be like...because I truly believe if you're so happy being single, you really don't need to spam our lives seeking for attention. Its not working and its definitely not a good look. All I'm saying is, keep the yip-yap on a minimal...because quite frankly #NobodyCaresB